Stolen Hotel Bible (SIGNED)
Stolen Hotel Bibles Are Back For Christmas!
Now a Christmas tradition, nothing says "Fuck Christmas!" like the gift of a Bible stolen from some horrible road hotel of a Doug Stanhope tour!
The Bible is the best-selling and least stolen book of all time! And Bibles are as rare as sewing kits and shower caps in hotels anymore!
Add to that these stolen Bibles will be Autographed and this is as much an INVESTMENT as it is a REALLY STUPID CHRISTMAS GIFT!
We only got a crate or so this year so get ‘em before they are gone!
Better yet, buy it for yourself as a gift! Fuck your friends, they wouldn't get it!
Feliz Navidad!
stanhope
Stolen Hotel Bibles Are Back For Christmas!
Now a Christmas tradition, nothing says "Fuck Christmas!" like the gift of a Bible stolen from some horrible road hotel of a Doug Stanhope tour!
The Bible is the best-selling and least stolen book of all time! And Bibles are as rare as sewing kits and shower caps in hotels anymore!
Add to that these stolen Bibles will be Autographed and this is as much an INVESTMENT as it is a REALLY STUPID CHRISTMAS GIFT!
We only got a crate or so this year so get ‘em before they are gone!
Better yet, buy it for yourself as a gift! Fuck your friends, they wouldn't get it!
Feliz Navidad!
stanhope
Stolen Hotel Bibles Are Back For Christmas!
Now a Christmas tradition, nothing says "Fuck Christmas!" like the gift of a Bible stolen from some horrible road hotel of a Doug Stanhope tour!
The Bible is the best-selling and least stolen book of all time! And Bibles are as rare as sewing kits and shower caps in hotels anymore!
Add to that these stolen Bibles will be Autographed and this is as much an INVESTMENT as it is a REALLY STUPID CHRISTMAS GIFT!
We only got a crate or so this year so get ‘em before they are gone!
Better yet, buy it for yourself as a gift! Fuck your friends, they wouldn't get it!
Feliz Navidad!
stanhope
Color of bible is random and at the mercy of fate. All bibles signed by Doug Stanhope for this promotion. There is a space provided to add the name of the recipient above Doug’s signature.