Your Sins Heavyweight Tee
Dress to distress this Easter, and make Grandma cry over your immortal soul once, finding her readers, she beholds the crucifix-shaped blasphemy of Doug Stanhope in all its gold-printed glory:
“Your sins are the only interesting thing about you dreary, bleak motherfuckers.”
Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt is built to outlast any family tension it causes.
Get yours now and watch Cousin Becky quietly slide her kids to the other end of the table… where they belong.
Dress to distress this Easter, and make Grandma cry over your immortal soul once, finding her readers, she beholds the crucifix-shaped blasphemy of Doug Stanhope in all its gold-printed glory:
“Your sins are the only interesting thing about you dreary, bleak motherfuckers.”
Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt is built to outlast any family tension it causes.
Get yours now and watch Cousin Becky quietly slide her kids to the other end of the table… where they belong.
Dress to distress this Easter, and make Grandma cry over your immortal soul once, finding her readers, she beholds the crucifix-shaped blasphemy of Doug Stanhope in all its gold-printed glory:
“Your sins are the only interesting thing about you dreary, bleak motherfuckers.”
Made from 100% heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt is built to outlast any family tension it causes.
Get yours now and watch Cousin Becky quietly slide her kids to the other end of the table… where they belong.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems